One Does Not Simply

Christmas is on Wednesday . . .

If we are to avoid the appearance of evil . . .

You wore a sequin tie to church . . .

Ha Ha Ha Ha . . .

You're Substituting in Nursery . . .

You Mean to Tell Me . . .

You're Not Getting a Tattoo . . .

Thought "That time of the month" . . .

I don't always screw up the Sacrament prayers . . .

You had to take down the chairs again . . .

HA HA HA HA . . .